Breastfeeding Resources

I heard through a friend someone who calls her breast pump her "latin lover Rico" because that's the sound it makes: Rico...Rico...Rico...Rico. Mine seems to tell me something different every day. I swear, one day it was saying Muqtada (too much Iraq news that day). Another time, "probably...probably...probably". And yet a third, "medical report". I'm begining to wonder if my pump is some sort of oracle, deserving close attention which will reveal my fortune. My own private magic 8 ball.